Crashing at someone else's apartment rules

1. Say "please" and "thank you"
2. Be up before 9 A.M.
3. Be out of the house before 9:30 AM, unless you're sleeping with one of the residents.
4. Don't expect food.
5. Don't expect free booze.
6. If another resident is watching a TV show, wait till it's finished to invade the space.
7. Remember, you are a guest in someone else's house, be courteous, kind, and quiet.
8. Clean up after yourself.

Thats all I got for now folks.

Remember, just because you think the world revolves around you, doesn't mean it actually does.